Consequence of Sound - The Top 100 South Park Songs (2017)

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Consequence of Sound - The Top 100 South Park Songs (2017)

Postby StevieFan13 » Mon Sep 11, 2017 2:57 pm

https://consequenceofsound.net/2017/09/ ... ark-songs/
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100. “STINKY BRITCHES”
99. “LITTLE BUNNY FOO FOO”
98. “YOU AND CTHULHU”
97. “LOVING THE FOOTBALL”
96. “WHO’S GOT THE GREATEST MOM IN THE WORLD?”
95. “HIPPITUS HOPPITUS”
94. “IMAGINATION SONG”
93. “IF YOU LEAVE ME NOW”
92. “GERMAN DANCE”
91. “CRIPS AND BLOODS”
90. “CARRY ON WAYWARD SON”
89. “DAWG’S CREW THEME”
88. “CANADA ON STRIKE”
87. “CHEESY POOFS”
86. “JARED’S THEME”
85. “LIVING IN AMERICA”
84. “HEY PEOPLE, YOU GOTTA DRIVE HYBRIDS ALREADY”
83. “WHY CAN’T I BE LIKE ALL THE OTHER KIDS?”
82. “MY BEST FRIENDS”
81. “BUFFALO SOLDIER”
80. “FOLLOW THE ONLY ROAD”
79. “I’VE GOT SOME APPLES”
78. “STUPID SPOILED WHORE VIDEO PLAYSET”
77. “THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS”
76. “WILD WILD WEST RAP”
75. “GOT TO BUY CHINPOKOMON”
74. “SHITTY SHITTY FAG FAG”
73. “POKERFACE”
72. “HEAT OF THE MOMENT”
71. “WAKE UP WENDY”
70. “HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS”
69. “WORK MEXICAN WORK”
68. “THE YELPER SPECIAL”
67. “CAROL OF THE BELLS”
66. “THE CIRCLE OF POO”
65. “WORK SLUT”
64. “I SWEAR”
63. “BLEEDING HEART PROTEST SONG VS. PRO WAR COUNTRY SONG”
62. “IT’S BUTTERS”
61. “SEXUAL HARASSMENT PANDA”
60. “LAKE TARDICACA HULA GIRL”
59. “DREIDEL, DREIDEL, DREIDEL”
58. “JOSEPH SMITH WAS CALLED A PROPHET”
57. “MY ROBOT FRIEND”
56. “PC CHANT”
55. “OUT OF MY SHELL”
54. “BALLAD OF JAMES CAMERON”
53. “CHRISTMAS MEDLEY”
52. “FIGHT-IN’ ROUND THE WORLD!”
51. “A CHORUS OF WIENERS”
50. “YOU GOTTA DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO!”
49. “I WAS NOT THE BULLET”
48. “WAITIN’ ON A WOMAN”
47. “I HATE YOU GUYS”
46. “MOUNTAIN TOWN” & “MOUNTAIN TOWN (REPRISE)”
45. “SOMALIAN PIRATES WE”
44. “JACKIN’ IT IN SAN DIEGO”
43. “TACO FLAVORED KISSES” / “TACO FLAVORED KISSES FOR BEN”
42. “THE BALLAD OF TWEEK AND CRAIG”
41. “GETTING GAY WITH KIDS”
40. “I’VE GOT SOMETHING IN MY FRONT POCKET”
39. “THE PROSTITUTE SONG”
38. “UP THERE”
37. “TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET”
36. “THE BALLAD OF LEMMIWINKS”
35. “I’M GONNA MAKE LOVE TO YOU WOMAN”
34. “PUSH (FEELING GOOD ON A WEDNESDAY)”
33. “WHERE HAS MY COUNTRY GONE?”
32. “PRINCESS KENNY THEME”
31. “FISHSTICKS”
30. “MR. HANKEY, THE CHRISTMAS POO”
29. “WENDY’S AUDITION SONG”
28. “O HOLY NIGHT”
27. “I’M SUPER”
26. “MAKE BULLYING KILL ITSELF”
25. “MINORITIES AT MY WATER PARK”
24. “LA RESISTANCE”
23. “SIMULTANEOUS”
22. “MAKE IT RIGHT”
21. “CHRISTMAS TIME IN HELL”
20. “VOTE OR DIE!”
19. “MONTAGE”
18. “UNCLE FUCKA”
17. “I’VE GOT A RING ON MY FINGER”
16. “PUT THAT HEART TO WORK”
15. “IT’S EASY, MMM’KAY”
14. “MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS”
13. “JESUS BABY”
12. “NO SUBSTITUTE”
11. “SOUTH PARK THEME”
10. “WHAT WOULD BRIAN BOITANO DO?”
09. “TIMMY AND THE LORDS OF THE UNDERWORLD”
08. “IN MY SAFE SPACE”
07. “MY BITCH AIN’T NO HOBBIT”
06. “A LONELY JEW ON CHRISTMAS”
05. “FINGERBANG”
04. “BLAME CANADA”
03. “CHEF’S CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS”
02. “LET’S FIGHTING LOVE”
01. “KYLE’S MOM’S A BITCH”

I love how I've watched enough South Park to say some songs were ranked way too low ("Heat of the Moment" in particular) and some were snubbed ("Christmastime is Once a Year," "What What in the Butt"). But I'm overall quite satisfied and looking forward to find any other lists that can help get "Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld" added to AM.
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Re: Consequence of Sound - The Top 100 South Park Songs (2017)

Postby StevieFan13 » Mon Sep 11, 2017 6:03 pm

Ok, so apparently this is an expansion/update of a previous list that ranked every South Park song from worst to best:
https://consequenceofsound.net/2014/09/ ... t-to-best/
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Re: Consequence of Sound - The Top 100 South Park Songs (2017)

Postby Rob » Tue Sep 12, 2017 3:36 pm

This should obviously get a heavy weighting on the official list so that it has deep influence on it.

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Re: Consequence of Sound - The Top 100 South Park Songs (2017)

Postby Nassim » Thu Sep 14, 2017 5:16 pm

StevieFan13 wrote:24. “LA RESISTANCE”
23. “SIMULTANEOUS”


Too low !
Also should be noted songs from Chef Aid : The South Park album are not included, which is a shame because Cartman's version of Come Sail Away, Rancid's Brad Logan, Devo's Huboon Stomp, Rick James' Love Gravy, Perry Farrell's Hot Lava and the hot mess that is Nowhere to Run are all awesome songs.

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Re: Consequence of Sound - The Top 100 South Park Songs (2017)

Postby StevieFan13 » Thu Sep 14, 2017 9:19 pm

Nassim wrote:
StevieFan13 wrote:24. “LA RESISTANCE”
23. “SIMULTANEOUS”


Too low !
Also should be noted songs from Chef Aid : The South Park album are not included, which is a shame because Cartman's version of Come Sail Away, Rancid's Brad Logan, Devo's Huboon Stomp, Rick James' Love Gravy, Perry Farrell's Hot Lava and the hot mess that is Nowhere to Run are all awesome songs.

Oh yeah, that's a shame. I guess Wake Up Wendy (also too low) counts because it was also on the show.
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Re: Consequence of Sound - The Top 100 South Park Songs (2017)

Postby Sweepstakes Ron » Thu Sep 14, 2017 9:44 pm

After last night's episode, I think we have a new addition to this list:

Feelin' good on a Wednesday


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